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kardashy:

My friend’s grandma got her something from Hollister as a gift, but apparently she didn’t like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it.

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Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me: Yes

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”